A Viewer Letter to Dear Vidya Balan:-

Hi Vidya You look like an aunty in Kismat Konnection. Please lose 15 or 20 pounds stat. Your “hum paanch” days are over. Lay off the mishti doi and the kala kand will ya? Just sayin’

Also, Shahid Kapur can’t do climactic argument scenes. That hair is annoying. [At least he has hair right?]